There is too much generative art that reminds me of something generic you would see in the bathroom of a dentist's office or pre-fab middle-America home. I am sure the algorithms are impressive, but the imagery falls flat for me beyond the technical accomplishment. That said, an overwhelming majority of us have bathrooms and I am still searching for my Target audience. To this end I have created Toilet Trees. At last, art appreciators finally have a good reason to purchase the splash guard add-on for their NFT picture frames.

As the pandemic taught us, a shortage of Toilet Trees can lead to chaos, so this collection will have a large edition size and low price. This is however be the last large uncurated long form collection I intend to mint for quite some time, so aspiring profiteers with longer time-horizons will have plenty of time to hoard the best ones so they can have a truly royal flush.