𝘈𝘮𝘢𝘻𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘍𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘥 𝘊𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘯

Ingredients: • 1 whole chicken (preferably one that’s made peace with its fate) • 3 cups of crushed potato chips (breadcrumbs are boring) • 2 cups buttermilk (or 1 cup milk + 1 cup regret) • 1 tablespoon hot sauce (or as much as your heart can handle) • 1 teaspoon paprika (to make it look fancy) • 1 teaspoon garlic powder (to keep vampires away) • 1 teaspoon salt (because seasoning is life) • 1/2 teaspoon black pepper (optional, but why not?) • 1 cup flour (for a dusty makeover) • Oil for frying (a lot... seriously, don’t skimp)

Devour immediately. Don’t forget to Instagram it before eating.

Art by 1000Landz | 2025