Dear friend, you should be very proud of me. What a great idea I’ve come up with. World changing, probably. I’m so humbled to have even come up with it. No, it’s not for you. But it will be. In a way. You’ll benefit from the output. I’ll work with the most science-minded billionaires to deliver this humanitarian inventor value benefit. The spreadsheets write themselves. Stakeholders and shareholders unite! Here’s what I’m thinking for phase 2 and—HEY! You’re still here? Stop glomming on to my success! Get your own ideas! Scram!

Orange Sure Bet is an abstract series of illustrated prose poems by Studio Litchfield