All right, socks, socks, socks! Come on in socks lovers! Here at the FunkyFreshSocks.

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All right, we got white socks, black socks, Spanish socks, yellow socks, we got hot socks, cold socks , we got wet socks, we got...

...(sniffs)...

...smelly socks, we got hairy socks, bloody socks, we got snappin' socks, we got silk socks, velvet socks, we even got ape socks, dog socks, chicken socks!

Come on, you want socks, come on in, socks lovers! If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in, socks lovers!

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