Hand-drawn, pixel panties with:

• Eight background images in ten possible colours. That's eight possibilities!

• Six border styles. That's… six, actually.

• Twenty-four fabric swatches. That's twenty-fo… well, you get the idea.

• Thirty-six decorative elements. (etc…!)

• Twelve trim variants. (…insert number and dramatic statement!)

Nearly half a million possible variations, and a 5% chance of a shiny, with specially-coded moving rainbow subtlety! What a time to be alive!

“Those demigods with their nine-inch nails and little fascist panties…”—Precious Things, Tori Amos.