Glitch Temple

Ethereal Breath

I pull the last pixels of a forgotten temple down into the dark

Due to the high traffic, the eternal damnation of the 18th Level of Hell is currently buffering at 144p resolution

Liminal State

I walked into the Dragon as source code, but the Tiger spat me out as a corrupted file

The Only Witness Was a Bird

The only way to walk through the Dragon's riddle is to become a mirror with nothing left to reflect

I photocopied the sutra so many times that the wisdom dissolved into pure noise

The only way to stand still through the falling code is to become a mountain made of pure passage

Keep monkey out of heaven

Deity reassembling. Please remain calm.

ERR.SEQ

You Have Arrived

Please Do Not Interrupt the Deity

A Toast to the Divine 酬神

The final sutra is not written in ink, but screamed in a cascade of shattered pixels

Dragon, the keeper of the Eastern sacred entrance has become a fractal question you must answer to pass

Entering dragon's throat, Exiting tiger's mouth

Tiger, the guardian of the West gate tastes the electric wind and learns a new roar

I went to the temple to ask for forgiveness, and the universe printed out this receipt saying 'Transaction Declined'

Serenity

The only real exit is on the back of a god gone wild

I tried to download a memory of Lotus Pond but the file format is no longer supported

I tried to upload the afterlife but cloud storage is full again

Please scrub your metadata before entering the server, as the Dragon knows your browser history

I Fed A Temple To The GPU And It Choked On The Holy Piss

I’m burning paper money to pay for the high-speed bandwidth to heaven

It looks like the Jade Emperor hit the 'Remix' button on reality

Deity

The Afterlife Continued

No one is missing

Nantianmen Has Left the Chat

Wukong ate the power grid