The rock pulsed with a digital hum. A long-haired Jesus-ape, its golden wings unfurl majestically. A whimper escapes its throat as it cradles a newborn child. The Jesus-Ape whispered, digital lullaby scrambling its message. The air shimmered, revealing a colossal Bitcoin emblem beside them. Is this a divine birth or a digital glitch in the matrix? The child, bathed in an unnatural golden glow, clutched tighter, its future uncertain in this glitching genesis.