Depicting the Tales of Some Rum-Dum Rescued Castaway Overheard in a Smokey Seaside Bar. You Could Not Help Overhearing his Rabid Rantings of His Far-Fetched Belief that Gonorrhea is the Mermaids Curse Created to Torment Mankind. Ridiculous.

The Old Fools Gone Mad. I'm Almost Sure of it But to Hear Him Tell it you Could Almost Believe it.

I Guess the Moral of the Story is Sexy Tails Come at a High Price. The Curious be Damned.