"Yes, the Human Resources Department at International Megadigital is aware of our growing stray cat problem..."

DUMB STRAY CATS

International Megadigital introduces its hottest product yet: INVASIVE STRAY CATS THAT WERE DUMB ENOUGH TO BE CAUGHT™.

If you've ever wanted to adopt a digital pet of below-average intelligence, then you've come to the right place because we've got 1000 of them dropping soon. Not gonna lie, they're pretty inept if they got caught this easily. They're fundamentally bad at being cats. But who cares if they're dumb because they're free. And if these things keep breeding in the basement, then we're probably gonna have more, so watch out for new drops from the Human Resources department at @IntlMegadigital

Who would be stupid enough NOT to take one of these stupid cats that we don't want and aren't actually useful for anything?