“Wizards have a penchant for too much alcohol and hallucinogenic mushrooms. They are adept at magic, unusually socially isolated with few friends, yet people have a strong urge to indulge their magical inclinations. Wizards are also generally more intelligent than the average person, and their minds are more capable of absorbing information. They are more prone to illness and tend to be more energetic than the average person. Wizards can have a variety of different looks, with many, such as Jiminy Cricket, looking more like humans. Others, such as the fire-breathing dragon of the Harry Potter books, look more like dragons. Some wizards are part animal, and some are part insect, and some have an appearance somewhere between the two. One of the most unusual, and least known, is the ‘wizard beetle’”.