Weather Report - 3:47 AM Current conditions: Clear skies, 25 Celsius. Single cloud formation hovering stationary over downtown district at 2,000 feet. No wind movement detected. Our sensors are picking up unusual electromagnetic readings from this formation. For insomniacs tuning in - look up. You'll see it. One cloud, just... waiting. We'll keep monitoring. QNTM-FM, your voice in the void.