5 NFT series 3277 x 4096 px

Utility Function: Collectors that acquire a “Lewxam” NFT will gain the ability to sleep soundly no matter how noisy their roommates or neighbors are.

Test subject 293's description of his experience was: “I work the graveyard shift at a grocery store which doesn’t earn me enough income to afford my own place. (Los Angeles, CA. is an expensive shithole). The cheapest place I can rent is a living room in a fraternity that is occupied by a college marching band that practices every day in the house. Until I owned a “Lewxam” NFT I wasn’t getting any sleep but this NFT is so powerful that the other day I didn’t even wake up when my roommates accidentally marched on top of my face.

Possible Side Effects:

Sleep through natural disasters such as earthquakes, tornadoes, or meteors hitting your house.

Being burned alive if your home catches on fire since smoke detectors are ineffective for you.

Never be cranky for as long as you live.

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