Twas The Night Before Christmas, And All Through The House, Not A Creature Was Stirring — Except For That Mouse. The Stockings Were Hung With The Utmost Despair, Since Santa’s On Strike And Just Doesn’t Care.

The Elves Formed A Union, The Reindeer Revolt, Mrs. Claus Took The Sleigh For A "Joyride" Jolt. Frosty’s On Vacation, The Grinch Got A Raise, Rudolph’s Demanding More "Red Light" Days.

The Tree's Half-Lit With Last Year's Decay, Tinsel In Tangles, The Ornaments Sway. The Cat’s In The Branches Like It’s Her New Throne, While Aunt Carol Won’t Stop Blasting Her Phone.

The Fruitcake Returns Like A Seasonal Curse, Every Bite’s A Gamble — For Better Or Worse. The Eggnog Is Stronger Than Grandma Admits, One Sip Too Many, And Gravity Hits.

So Here’s To The Chaos, The Mess, The Delight, Where Bananas For Gifts Somehow Feel... Right? 🍌🍌 May Your Christmas Be Wild, Unruly, And Bright — Merry Madness To All, And To All A Good Night! 🎄😂