the deviates

Gary and Sheila Legsworth, swingers

Beatrice Blankstare and Unnamed Companion, existential voids

Linda Liplock and Snow Dwight, reality TV couple

Jocinta and Wayne, dinks

Eugene and Elsbeth Westman, brutal murderers

Claire Patchet and Big Faced Man, sex manual models

Crisis Couple, couple for hire / forgers

Features, conjoined synth pop act

Greta Von Pensive, midnight snacker

Scott and Zelda Skibidi, toilet bowl lickers

Norman Stubbins and Grace Griffin, dry ice skaters

Callie Rue and Clint Dimepiece, detectives

Alien Brixkwork and Uretta Pamphlet, bacon pelters

Cambodia and Halfpipe Triftpence, upholsterers

Correction Majority, abattoir safety / goth piano duo

Dick Keys and Alotta Peroxide, netball fanatics

June Laroux and Alston Scott, cruise ship heathens

Douglas Wotsit and Caramella Quation, sasquatch hunters

Crucial Slaad and Despero Consort, tag team lovers

Warlock Tryst Buffet, oak fridges and kitchen tiler

Daley and Lzlip Mihaielowitzc, pilot and wife

Dormant Lobe and Techsize Limpit, submariners

Jack and Diane, had a little ditty written about them