the deviates

Ron The Baptist, biblical scholar

Loomis Hairveil, body double for cyclops

Ken Turkey-Derby, american ambassador to nigeria

Sham Bankrun-Fraud III, ringleader

Long John, performance chef

Lenny Longface, lumberjack

Percy Ponderstep, self-proclaimed thought leader

Chad Jabroknee, ceo of bleach her report

Gary Groperson, registered fun offender

Cary Combover, ceo of the grotto

Marcus Semien, baseball player

Benny Bigg, jabba the hut fan fiction author

Jason Jaundice, yellow belly sob

Dark Wilson, noodle king

John Homicide, retired cop

Chu Chu Ride, street magician

Payton Fanning, sports balls

David Blame, magician's assistant

Paul The Pessimist, call center team leader

Mika Jackson, reclusive performer

Luke Skywater, golf messiah

DJ Jaundice, costco trolley wrangler

Garlic Hometime, prison janitor

Jez, cobbler / poet

Kirkland Russell, eighties action hero

Steak Night, barber

Eddie Kennedy, senatooooooor

Jeremy Spokane, class speaker

Rick Dynasty and Toupee, mirror gonzo

King Of France, historical poser

Hay Leno, late night host

Mick Greenberg, sports commentator

Graveteeth Mindfright, horror movie director

Liam Lost, drone pilot

Villain Dafoe, method actor

Timothy Penn, classical actor

Peter Prostate, seventies footballer

Groucho Cumbersome, heavy day drinker

Sergei Bibchesticov, young conductor of the year

Hug Grant, rom com actor

Jim Seacow, seaworld attraction

Jim Gary, manscape architect

Pablo Enhancement, indie singer

Simon Cows, miss universe judge

Vigo, the carpathian

Nils Demand, touring skeptic

Glakehouse Battersberg, cobalt miner

Mitch Disdain, part time panhandler

Hollis Stoneflat, yogurt stirrer

Galactica Blanketpuzzle, reclusive astronomer

BJ Klumpo, glam rock historian

Randal Password, ethical hacker

Livid Famintotal, scratch 'n sniff ceo

Grayson Cranberry Wine, nipple specialist

Brandon Wishful Rowboat, thinker not doer

Mental Void, noise musician / hoarder

Kim Ono, daytime tv sushi chef

Toby Executed, bbc aleppo correspondent

Kearney Zzyzx, fifth grade teacher

Crackula, drug lord

Plummet Guthery, brain injury survivor

Danny Pipes, window cleaner

Lance McCummers, motivational tweaker

Sugarcoke Gumcrumble, cola addict

Osse Ouseburn, aged rock vocalist

Gulps!, facial transplant pioneer

Jimmy Savile, necromaniac / marathon runner

Claude Mooneh, moon obsessive recluse

Peeping Tom, sniper

Snail Trail Tim, asks his mom for meatloaf

Azeem, protector of robinhood

Lance Oblong, concrete mixologist

Vincent Vested, vc goon

Clive Bowen, potter

Harbinger Hal, philosopher / breaker of knees

Gavin Dipshill, barely author

Marcus Bellamy, undergound chess syndicate

Spoobs, wind tunnel duster

Eric Suburbs, cannibal

Hypertension Imminent, balloon inflater

Graham Plotline and his Dark Tumour, manic depressive

Small Mouth, wall street whisperer

Autobahn Wisdomshrinker, traffic light maintenance

Branko Jokic, only wears tracksuits

Sparkle Beef, wedding consultant

Yung Pengu, aspiring rapper

Purple Ryan, freediver / drone pilot

Edmond Plench, food critic / toast writer

Sam Smith, cultural attaché

Chadly Talkman, microphone duelist

Parboiled Neverhorse, basement percussionist

Dougie Blint, elvis impersonator

Octopus Garfunkel, lute demon

Peter Sutcliffe, serial killer

Viggo (son of Morten), madonna backup dancer

Glumpet Shrimpglove, renaissance laser tag professional

Jasper Glumfield, senior ennui strategist

Chip Present, hr nightmare

Yancy Ryerson, lactose tolerant

Rusty Headsweat, screenwriter of pre-teen horror