the deviates

Ron The Baptist, biblical scholar

Harvest Boing, bikini model

Lisa, queen of zamunda

Dr. Nina Blythe, quantum dermatologist

Anne Robinson, quiz show host

Betty Splits, mood swing analyst

Loomis Hairveil, body double for cyclops

Lois Streakz, army hairdresser

Ken Turkey-Derby, american ambassador to nigeria

Old Blue Eye, vegas lounge singer

Sham Bankrun-Fraud III, ringleader

Long John, performance chef

Gary and Sheila Legsworth, swingers

Wendy Wobblechin, glass joe's sparring partner

Blanche Bogglesworth, telephone operator

Lenny Longface, lumberjack

Beatrice Blankstare and Unnamed Companion, existential voids

Linda Liplock and Snow Dwight, reality TV couple

Percy Ponderstep, self-proclaimed thought leader

Chad Jabroknee, ceo of bleach her report

Barbara Bush, ex-slotus

Lucy Lickums, captain of the censor ship

Gary Groperson, registered fun offender

Pinky Duskadero, star of greased

Mabel Mellowcheek, pillow fort builder

Violet Vilestare, twerker of the year

Cary Combover, ceo of the grotto

Marcus Semien, baseball player

Benny Bigg, jabba the hut fan fiction author

Jason Jaundice, yellow belly sob

Dark Wilson, noodle king

John Homicide, retired cop

Chu Chu Ride, street magician

Payton Fanning, sports balls

David Blame, magician's assistant

Paul The Pessimist, call center team leader

Mika Jackson, reclusive performer

Felicity Bang, gun collector

Terminal Sunflower, electronica artist

Luke Skywater, golf messiah

Norma Greyface, inventor of the scary cable

DJ Jaundice, costco trolley wrangler

Savannah Chase, adult giraffe star

Curious Gordon, lab voyeur

Kortney Kox, writer and director of skream

Little Strawberryman, strawberry salt dispenser

Tony And The Ghosts, band

Garlic Hometime, prison janitor

Azreal, angel of death

Fleur Chandler, civil war reenactor

Jez, cobbler / poet

Christine Freetogo, free range prisoner

Vivienne Westworld, jeggings oracle

The Podesta Quads, synchronised swimmers

Kirkland Russell, eighties action hero

Harold Potter and the Rain-man, new wave synth duo

Augustine Runaway, cloud chaser

Appalled Freda, agony aunt

The Jehovah Witness Protection Program, vocal harmony group

Steak Night, barber

Scarlet Bakewell, operatic soprano

The David Hockney Mosque, multiracial thinktank

Eddie Kennedy, senatooooooor

Tinydome Meatfist, cultural commentator

Rosie Lee, scarf knitter

Imogen Imogen, paranoid outpatient

Jeremy Spokane, class speaker

Rick Dynasty and Toupee, mirror gonzo

Gwendolyn, first of her mood

King Of France, historical poser

Deaf Jeff, ambient dj

Astrid Daughterwater, triathlete

Hay Leno, late night host

Mick Greenberg, sports commentator

Graveteeth Mindfright, horror movie director

Liam Lost, drone pilot

Acne Lennox, roller derby first aid consultant

Two Guys Three Eyes, techno duo

Top Cat, top chef

Ruby Spite, cute but psycho but cute

Shivering Fungi, children's entertainment

Walter Melon, refreshing breakfast

Sad Sandra, sick leave

Clementine Delay, bearded lady

Villain Dafoe, method actor

Timothy Penn, classical actor

Peter Prostate, seventies footballer

Alotta Badnews, bottle waxer

The Trophy Lives, throat singers

Purplexia, avant garde theatre

Clarinet Potatobaby, asmr

Groucho Cumbersome, heavy day drinker

Sergei Bibchesticov, young conductor of the year

Juno Hoo, vhs knitwear gallerist

Lippy Throatbulb, burlesque farmer

Alabaster Hollowpoint, hawkeye understudy

Worrying Daley, day release

Miss Conception, drag queen

Hug Grant, rom com actor

Tandy Clapham, elephant whisperer