The Capybara Wars started in August, 2021 in Argentina. Their heroic deed offended the moral and visual aesthetics of the vile usurpers of the wetlands. With his hieratic figure, the Capybara faces adversity. The revolution runs free through his veins. Its weapons are the sun chair and flip flops with socks. The Capybara needs no praise. I am only the humble chronicler of its deed.