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Wasteman Goldmineovich
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BUY 0.45 XTZ
1/155
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Anathema Rendering™ (Recovered via Compromised Tool)
BUY 1.13 XTZ
1/77
BUY 1.13 XTZ
I Will No Longer Be Accepting Collectors™
BUY 2.22 XTZ
1/17
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Declineford Starter Pack™
BUY 2.44 XTZ
1/39
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Declineford Services
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1/50
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Give Me Less
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1/4
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A.R.S.E.™ – Aquatic Response & Security Enhancement
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1/1
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Cabinet of Reversals™ — File 001: Philosopher
BUY 4.95 XTZ
1/6
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CONE CASE ©
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1/13
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Failurecult Economy Saver Pack™
BUY 5 XTZ
1/3
BUY 5 XTZ
Routine Operations™ – Observation Point Ø™
BUY 5 XTZ
1/5
BUY 5 XTZ
Test Subject – Continuous Loop™
BUY 5 XTZ
1/6
BUY 5 XTZ
Routine Operations – Screenshot Ø™ : NOTICE OF UNAUTHORISED IMPLEMENTATION™
BUY 5.55 XTZ
1/9
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OK™
BUY 5.9 XTZ
1/17
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PROJECT NFT – A Conditioning Game™
BUY 7 XTZ
1/9
BUY 7 XTZ
We're Back!
BUY 7 XTZ
1/1
BUY 7 XTZ
THE OPTIMIZER™ — The Parking Problem
BUY 7 XTZ
1/1
BUY 7 XTZ
Collector Kidnapping Edition™
BUY 8.95 XTZ
1/5
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The Rug Shop
BUY 8.99 XTZ
1/7
BUY 8.99 XTZ
Routine Operations – Screenshot Ø™ (No Associated Action)
BUY 9.99 XTZ
1/9
BUY 9.99 XTZ
DECLINEFORD™ (D64 / 128)
BUY 9.99 XTZ
1/16
BUY 9.99 XTZ
Nuance Doesn’t Trend – Editorial Plate I™
BUY 11.11 XTZ
1/4
BUY 11.11 XTZ
We Do Not Argue With Puddles™ (SNES Edition)
BUY 12.5 XTZ
1/12
BUY 12.5 XTZ
Last Supper: Deferred Commission™
BUY 14.5 XTZ
1/13
BUY 14.5 XTZ
Routine Operations – Screenshot Ø™ (Operational Desk)
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BUY 15 XTZ
Routine Operations – Screenshot Ø™
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1/13
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Routine Operations – Screenshot Ø™ (Complaints Office)
BUY 19.99 XTZ
1/11
BUY 19.99 XTZ
Instructional Diagram: Entertainment Roles (Withdrawn) (from the Bureau of Recreational Memory™, Pre-Tez Wasteman Archives)
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1/3
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Tezos Shutdown – Provisional Notes™
BUY 21.11 XTZ
1/8
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A Thousand Keys But No Locked Doors™
BUY 21.11 XTZ
1/8
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Personal Responsibility Tabard™
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1/7
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Routine Intake™
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1/11
BUY 21.11 XTZ
Standard Family Dinner (Evening)
BUY 29 XTZ
1/8
BUY 29 XTZ
Local Artist Recognised at Civic Ceremony™
BUY 33.33 XTZ
1/3
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#PROOFOFPALM™ Commemorative Ashtray
BUY 33.33 XTZ
1/20
BUY 33.33 XTZ
Everything At Once™
BUY 42 XTZ
1/8
BUY 42 XTZ
Flagrant Lying for Dummies™ – Revised & Misleading Edition
BUY 42.69 XTZ
1/8
BUY 42.69 XTZ
Still Not Enough
BUY 48 XTZ
1/8
BUY 48 XTZ
Collector Care – No Further Action Required™
BUY 55 XTZ
1/5
BUY 55 XTZ
Almost Reassuring (Loop)
BUY 69 XTZ
1/9
BUY 69 XTZ
My First Utility™
BUY 84 XTZ
1/8
BUY 84 XTZ
Pastoral Interface™
BUY 104.76 XTZ
1/13
BUY 104.76 XTZ
Normal activity.
BUY 111 XTZ
1/1
BUY 111 XTZ
Public Address Muzzle™
BUY 256 XTZ
1/1
BUY 256 XTZ
Precautionary Measures (Molehill)
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1/5
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The Beginning of the End
BUY 404 XTZ
1/1
BUY 404 XTZ
Ask At Reception If You Require Meaning
BUY 404 XTZ
1/1
BUY 404 XTZ
THIS SEASON’S MOST UNFORTUNATE MUSE™
BUY 404 XTZ
1/1
BUY 404 XTZ
The Artist Could Not Be Located
BUY 404 XTZ
1/1
BUY 404 XTZ
Loyalty Chip™
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1/5
BUY 420 XTZ
Members’ Comfort: Crafted Reassurance™
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1/1
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Event State I™
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1/1
BUY 666 XTZ
The Impossibility of Mechanical Reverence in the Age of Its Own Reproduction™
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A Decentralised Financial Revolution Denominated in United States Dollars and Settled According to Existing Monetary Hierarchies™
BUY 3333 XTZ
1/1
BUY 3333 XTZ
🐍 The Ouroboros App™
1/1
🧶 Statement Rug of Pretense™
1/4
The Double-Headed Red Figure™ (from the Department of Misrecognised Transportation™)
1/1
Failurecult Agenda Magnet™
1/3
Flag Bearers of Nothing™ (Inner Circle Edition™)
1/3
Chains of Grace™
1/1
Free Praise Token™
1/5
Success Is Someone Else’s Problem
1/2
🖼️ Official Motivation™: Try Again Later
1/3
The Shigarov Index™
1/3
The Treasury of Knowledge™:
1/2
Be Historic™: Canon of Influence (Mid-Scroll)
1/1
Failurecult Standard Tips™
1/1
🛋️ Failurecult Homewares™ No.1: Cushion of Conceptual Comfort™
1/2
Failurecult Gold Label™
1/1
The £3 Sun Never Sets
1/2
The Failed Artist #110: The Collector’s Embarrassment
1/2
One Trick Pony™ *Declineford Gift Shop Edition
1/2
Do Not Board™
1/2
Please Bring Exact Change™
1/1
Commemorative Declineford CRT™
1/4
Emergency Fun Breaker™
1/2
🪡 Into the Dip, We Unload the Clip™
1/2
Apology Napkin™ (Open Edition)
1/7
Art You Don’t Want, by the Artist You Don’t Like™
1/1
The Collector’s Courtesy Towel™
1/10
COZOMOCENTRIC™ Starter Kit™
1/12
PROJECT NFT: A Conditioning Game™
1/7
Floor Price Evaluation Sheet™
1/3
The SYLVAIN VOX™ Semi-Programmable.
1/1
The Accusation Spiral™
1/4
Nobody’s Favourite Thing™ – Prize Draw Variant
1/12
MEASURE YOUR LIFE IN PIXELS™
1/2
Just Believe (It’s That Simple)™
1/13
Advance Apology (Failurecult™ Edition)
1/4
Failurecult Batteries™
1/10
Instruction Leaflet™
1/10
Final Season Drop™
1/26
Snowflake I™
1/1
Snowflake II™
1/1
Snowflake III™
1/1
Snowflake IV™
1/1
Council Report on Market Irregularities™
1/4
Snowflake Sweet™
1/2
Failure Recommendation™: Declineford Starter Pack (BIN-404)
1/2
Success in Art is a Team Effort™
1/11
