Smell does not exist.

Neither does protein.

There are only people watching the gray foam stuck to the bottom of a shaker slowly consume the universe.

Every morning we mix 37 grams of powder because 36 grams belong to the government.

Because the moment the blender was turned on for the first time, the timeline split in two.

On one side were those who ate chicken and rice.

On the other were those who forgot to close the shaker lid.

History books only remember the first group.

When Lain looked at the monitor, there was protein on the other side of the screen.

No.

The protein was looking at her.

Building muscle is not about building muscle.

Building muscle increases the universe's RAM usage.

That's why the Wi-Fi is always terrible in gyms. (Part 1)(250 GIFs, 512 × 512 pixels)