PIRDS, aka Pixel Birds, are here to cause you some serious harm. Yeah they may look cute, but have you seen those features? Good God, man. One of these little bastards is a Cult Leader! Another one is horrifically in debt to the Yakuza, and just this morning one of them was trying to run for President. I hope he doesn't win but his Charisma stat was at a 9! A fucking 9!!!