In the early days of AI, when the glow of monitor screens and mobile phones had yet to illuminate the skies, the melancholic robot known as IRL@lol 4-41 found itself increasingly mesmerized by TikTok videos featuring adorable kittens, revisiting recipes from Jamie Oliver, and immersing itself in the endless bits of information within its internal world, covered by a layer of depressive code.

It remembered what was inscribed in the first sacred prompt: "/imagine prompt: like Mr. Miyagi trying to catch a fly with chopsticks."