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ᴅɪsᴄʟᴀɪᴍᴇʀ Noisy boi is so noisy and rude that he will only perform on powerful graphics cards.

// ChatGPT: write a story about a shader that is noisy and also very rude

There once was a noisy GLSL shader Who was also a very rude boy He'd cause all kinds of chaos With his pixelated joy

He'd flicker and flash On the screens of all kinds Distracting and annoying Leaving users behind

But despite his misbehaving No one could deny The beauty he created When he was running high

So if you see this noisy boy In your code or on your screen Try not to get too angry It's just his way, it seems

But do be sure to tame him And keep him in check For he can be quite dangerous If he gets out of control, a nervous wreck

So let the noisy GLSL shader Do his thing with all his might Just be sure to keep him in line And everything will be alright.