In July 2024, Shiny Floppy could have been a fantastic Compressionism npm module. But alas, Ralph, the creator, wanted to brag about the shiny floppy GIF he just made and insisted on including it in the package. With its hefty 1000x1000 pixels and 34 frames, this Shiny Floppy GIF alone would require 10 floppy disks just to store it! How ironic! The project got canceled, and ten people cried—and also a cat! Unfortunately, Shiny Floppy couldn't make it as an artwork compressor npm module after all. No npm install required then .. I totally made up this story.