Stayin up all night just tryna get the timing right. Kong’s Donkey and Diddy gotta dodge a Kremling bite. Uppercut left and right with Mike Haggar from Final Fight. Link searching for Zelda in the Worlds of Dark and Light.

Learn how to Hadoken with a perfect quarter circle. 8 buttons to mash till your thumbs turn purple. Become Super Mario and jump on a turtle. If you can, save the Princess in her pretty little Girdle.

Toad attacking Bowser with a homing turtle shell. Kirby inhales the baddies and his belly starts to swell. Each time your brother beats you your gonna start to yell, “You motherfucking piece of shit I hope you go to hell!”