🏛️ Stoner Gabe — The Mayor’s Morning Disaster

Mayor Stoner Gabe arrived early to the Meanville Capitol Building to work on the city’s newest economic plan:

“Fight Coins = Local Currency.”

Unfortunately things went wrong when the printer jammed and shot 3,000 Fight Coins across the room.

Gabe screamed:

“WHY DOES NOTHING EVER WORK AROUND HERE?!”

While angrily sweeping coins off the desk he accidentally hit Hito, who happened to be taking photos for the newspaper.

Hito replied:

“Bro I skipped breakfast just to get smacked in the face?!”

The argument escalated into a full fight.

⚔️ Fight Result

Hito threw Gabe into a stack of paperwork and sat on him until he tapped out.

🏆 Winner: Hito 🪙 Fight Coins: 1