The Whole World is Tough on Stains/ Tenderness for our stained expanses

Vous Tube/ French asks us to differentiate between the individual and the collective in this digital space

Unable to Feed/ There are many forms of hunger

There Are No Synonyms for You/ The romance of lexical syntax

Take the Rains/ Now we withstand rather than act

Swag Lord/ Today’s aristocracy is cheap

Self-Riding Animal/ Technology simultaneously frees and subjugates

Prize Winning Hill/ Some victories are minor

Mail and Email/ Technological essentialism insists on only two categories

Lips of the Wind/ Where there is breath there are lips

Let the Meat Cake/ Decadence continues to evolve

Learning by Doin/ Action is privileged over contemplation when knowledge arises from endless scrolling

Lair Conditioning/ For them it is possible to balance comfort and evil

Interact with the Finger/ The finger is the gateway to our moral imperatives

If This Then Yo/ The rigid computational structures of IF / THEN statements collide with the improvisational culture of the internet

Ham Reduction/ Integrate ham into a public health strategy that aims to reduce, rather than eliminate, risky behaviours

Big Browser / Bookmark the sky window that watches

Fruit Flies Are Born Not Made/ Let’s apply Great Man theory to insects whose role it is to decompose organic matter

Folded Product/ We can be energized by the existence of this category in culture and retail

Dog Cigarettes/ Consumer culture provides many products that no one asked for

Colonels of Greatness/ Isolated factors can be exaggerated to assert military power

Blue Chip Untruths / A nuanced spectrum of value can also be applied to false information

Been Yond / A corruption of "beyond," that glitches between past and future

Beauty Needs / Both an incomplete phrase and a retail category

Are Jeans Genetic / What is the difference between biological and material determinism

Curt Petrovich Always Has More/ A routine radio introduction to Canadian journalist Curt Petrovich reimagined as an infinite generator of galactic surplus