how the human mind works?

hey son! you were supposed to be home by 8 o'clock tonight, where have you been?

I forgot the meeting was today, so I spent the whole day at the coffee shop

I don't know man… ok, let's try.

- I told you this would happen eventually. - if you had such good foresight, why didn't you do something?

I'm tired of searching for your "precious" earrings; I'm going to get myself a cup of coffee now

Of course, even though I've had a very tiring day and need to take a shower before the hot water runs out, I can tell you a scary story before you go to bed.

my blood sugar has dropped, bring me a chocolate cake immediately!

I try to have a conversation with you, but you always just stay silent and listen to me

enough already, you're unmatched at turning even the smallest disagreement into a drama spectacle

even in this storm, I feel like a hero because I can still hold onto my hat with my tiny hands.

damn it! I forgot to buy three potatoes and now I have to go all the way back

I have no work or plans for today, or I've forgotten what I had. anyway, I want to sit here for hours and just look at these little snowflakes.

although I've been preparing for this trip for weeks, it looks like I'll still miss the plane