Remember the classic Christmas ritual? Cookies and milk. It's boring. This year, I decided to make some adjustments.

He flew all the way around the world for this. And now he’ll have to deal with what’s left on the plate.

I'm The Last Cookie.

When he arrived, there was a bit of a mess. I’m slightly flustered, but completely innocent... almost. "Oops!" — looks like someone came down the chimney too fast. And I don't have any more cookies left... except...