DORK 23

BIG FUCKIN SCAM

IT’S A SCAM, ANY WAY YOU LOOK AT IT

FORMAT

act one

This weeks Deal

Smoke em of ya got em

Nine

one player game

ignoring the market conditions

bitter pills

button pushing for personal gain

capitulation

bots on the bird app

daily rejection

mask after mask after mask.....

accepting the bear

friendly looking thieves (in your dms)

cash for your frog pics

sugar filled gms (*now with free toy)

one for the homies

burn five, get this

degen mint

one of one

jfc, another burn

swapped the metadata (oops)

glitch variant

1) DENIAL

2) ANGER

3) BARGAINING

4) DEPRESSION

5) ACCEPTANCE

6) HOPE

Ceci n'est pas une Racing Helmet

Floor watching in the modern world

Time is relative baby

It’s not really hibernation if you’re looking through the bars instead of sleeping

Getting out of bed may be detrimental to your satisfaction

Success is a many pronged fork

What if we kissed at the intersection of red candles & technology

One more time

The long and winding road(map)

Please don't take him just because you can

SONG OF MYSELF (2023)

Color me your color, baby Color me your car

Half bear, half biscuit

#1

#2

#3

#4

Have you tried turning it off and then on again...

How do I turn these lasers up?

Dinner is served

I don’t understand so I fear it

Also not a zippy eurocar