In the alleyways, he stalks with flair, A special agent cat, debonair and rare, Tuxedo-clad and sleek, he's on a mission, To save the world from evil opposition.

With a purr that could charm even the toughest foe, He woos female strays wherever he may go, But love affairs aside, his duty's not a bluff, He's a hero with claws, and he's had enough.

He's addicted to catnip, and sadly its his secret vice, A craving so strong, it's his proverbial kryptonite , But he'll chase down the bad guys, come whatever it may, Even if it means he o.d.'s on some bad nip one fateful day.

With a swagger, dexterity, and a whisker twitch, He takes down the villains like mice, without even a glitch, Special agent tuxedo cat, he's a legend in the making, Even if catnip's allure is what's ultimately breaking.

So, as he walks on the wild side, in his tuxedo attire, He'll fight for justice, high out of his mind, never to tire, and in the fateful event, he should one day sadly O.D.and die, Well, then he's got 8 more times to try to do a little less next time. NNN