A creature whose modest dreams are listlessly huffed and spewed into the already polluted air of the city. Its lungs cling to the shit flavored vaporizer juice bought from the local petting zoo, sourced from the dying goats. It wears a class ring from a school it never attended, its fingers too plump to change. Skin tags hang from its loose flesh, attempting to escape the miserable body they're trapped in.

It is one of five total butthole gods that exist in your hometown.