Welcome, Intrepid NFTer's! I'm Isis Sakura, Head of Marketing in the International Megadigital Bootleg Products Division.

I hired an army of consultants from A.P.E. -- the Cyberpunk Ape Executives -- to turn my division's prospects in the NFT market around. And looky-here, it seems like these high-priced consultants have delivered you into my open arms!

Whether you hired a Digital Blacksmith Consultant or a Technomancer of the Church of the Red Ruby Consultant, just know that you've hired someone extremely over-priced and (maybe under-qualified) for the job.

International Megadigital wishes you well. May your NFT wallet never be haunted by malevolent ghost AIs.

We appreciate loyal employees like yourselves. When the revolution comes, we will consider giving you all unpaid internships.

International Megadigtital encourages you to... Imagine a better world than you can Imagine