Nicholas refused an interview by The Daily Life Registrar. But rumors are going around that while Jesse was in the waiting room of Nicholas' morgue, she got an audio recording of the secretary attempting to fetch him for the interview. This is the alleged transcript:

Secretary: Sir, she's here. That girl from The Daily Life Registrar. I know you said you didn't care to be interviewed but she's very persistent

Nicholas: " Glublub blub"

Secretary: I know I know, but what's the harm? It's probably a puff piece.... Though she did request to see a copy of your medical license.

Nicholas: " BLooGAAARPIN GLUB BLUG ....GLUB!"

Secretary: " Well then we'll just tell her that a medical license isn't needed to run a mortuary in the state of Arizona. Honestly I really believe no response would be more damaging than if we at least told her SOMETHING"

Nicholas: "...........Blub.......

Secretary: " I just don't think we should ignore her is all. And she definitely knows you are back here.... but fine."

Nicholas: " BluuuuUUUuuUUg Blug. Glubnbloobin?"

Secretary : SIR!!! Not during operating hours! We've talked about this! It'll be 5 o clock soon. Make sure you've AT LEAST washed your suction cups this time!