5 YEARS, THE BREITHMAN's HAVE BEEN WAGING AN EVOLVING WAR AGAINST THE OLD GHOSTS OF EARTH TOWN.
MARS TOWN FINALLY RESPONDS TO TEZ TOWNS DISTRESS CALL; SENDING HER GREATEST WARRIOR, MARKETER, DEGEN AND BABY DROPPER TO SAVE THE DAY.
HE BOMBS 27,000,000 POLITICIANS, BANKERS AND GREEDY BUSINESSMEN HOLDING US SIEGE.
WE MOVE!
CELEBRATE TOWNIES. WE WAGE THE WHOLE OF EARTH TOWN TOMORROW.