WE'RE SPAMMIN': << Spamart Party Open Invitation >> by SPAMART PARTY [ARCHIVED]

Hearken, good folk! Lend thine ears to this most solemn proclamation! Ye are hereby summoned to attend the Last First Annual First Spamart Party ever, to be held on the twenty-sixth day of April, two-thousand and twenty-three, at the hour of seven in the evening, Eastern Standard Time. The venue for this wondrous occasion shall be none other than 1 Irons Way, situated in the fair and thriving city of Origin, in the realm of Crypto Voxels.

Come, one and all, and be prepared to revel in merriment, for verily, this event shall be the stuff of legend! Behold, there shall be music and dancing, feasting and libations aplenty, and many a wild and wondrous spectacle to behold! Yea, forsooth, this party shall be the talk of the town for ages to come, and thou wouldst be a fool to miss it!

So, heed my words, and make haste to secure thy place among the chosen few who shall partake in this most epic of celebrations! For, I doth warn thee, this party shall be wild beyond measure, and only the bravest and most daring souls need apply. But fear not, for the rewards shall be great, and the memories thou shalt take with thee shall be cherished for all time. We shall await thy arrival with bated breath!