This is all that's left of eight semesters.
A single screenshot.
"How to paint" in the Google search bar, 8:02 PM, sometime in 2025. No enrollment certificate. No sketchbook. No studio. Not a single brush that has ever seen paint. Just this search bar and the nagging guilt that I never seriously tried. For years I thought, "Someday I'll do this properly. Someday I'll learn to paint."
Instead, I scrolled, wrote prompts, generated AI images, and convinced myself that this was art too. This is proof that it isn't. This NFT is my official degree in incompetence.
No bachelor's, no master's—just a black belt in procrastination and failure. Whoever buys this doesn't just own a screenshot.
They own a small piece of their own postponed dreams.
1/1 No unlockable (I have nothing to hide anyway) No edition Just this one search
and the certainty that I'll never Google it again. Price: Whatever you're willing to pay so I can finally stop fooling myself. Thanks for reading this.
And thanks if you still decide to take it.