Open Editions: Shittin' Mittens

They already advertise dude wipes, pubic razors, boner pills, menstrual products, and all kinds of natural things, but we don't discuss in polite company, horrible to watch TV anymore with family, kids, parents, it's awkward and results in uncomfortable questions. When your 5 year old son wants Kotex so he can swim and ride horses, and you have to lock him back in the basement ! (it makes you feel bad, a little). Grandmas tired, she doesn't want grandpa ordering the little blue meanies... as our culture circles the drain, it's disheartening to hear the laundry list of pharmaceutical side effects of these promoted products that may cause perineal blisters, and explosive diarrhea ! It's embarrassing and disgusting, anyone that needs / wants those products will find them, I really feel they shouldn't be allowed to advertise on TV. Soon they will be marketing buttplugs, and hymen reconstruction. I'm illustrating the absurd by being absurd, this is editorial content. Just taking things to the logical conclusion, no this isn't that far, it will only get worse. Watch 'idiocracy' it's the first film shot as a comedy to become a documentary. Much love, and apologies to you my friend.