Open Editions: Paranormal Paramour

Being a single man I implored the universe to grant me my wish and I manifested a girlfriend... or so I thought, this beautiful but ethereal creature is elusive to my touch and only further frustrates me and my desires to love, protect, and cherish a beautiful woman. So now she haunts my every waking minute and occupies many of my night visions as well... and she doesn't help with the rent !