Open Editions: Snack Buddy

Chappell Enterprises has patented a long forgotten Victorian era invention. What if I told you there was a hands-free plate invented generations ago ! One is able to keep hands free for wild gestures, smoking, drinking and waving derringers! Elizabethan collars were traditionally made of looped lace and linen that was starched. They came to serve as an indicator of wealth as their size increased difficulty of simple tasks like eating. These ruffles would be adorned with gold and silver as a 1600's flex of material wealth. Chappell Enterprises has re-imagined this ornate fashion statement of yesteryear into a convenient and enviable tray we call: "Snack Buddy" ! Our patented metal neck collar is arc'd at a comfortable 15 degrees to minimize droppages of your future snacks but keeping them at a friendly gobble distance until your desires require satiation. Tilt you head and they will slide comfortably towards your open mouth ! We're massively popular in Chinese cultures for dim sum dining. Movie theaters have been adopting "Snack Buddy" (Patent Pending) world-wide to serve popcorn and with simple head pivot movements the popcorn is quickly delivered to your cranial orifice of edible satisfaction (COES, Copyright Chappell Enterprises). We were invited on to Shark Tank and we deported Mark Cuban back to Castro country... and told Captain Fantastic, or whatever he calls himself to get lost ! We're reaching out to you today with a special opportunity to acquaint yourself with your very own "Snack Buddy" (Copyrights in 112 Countries) and if you order now we will include an extra one for your husband, wife, domestic partner, or your preferred abstraction of choice ! Call now and you can enjoy the movies with your hands in your lap as Pee Wee and God intended (Rest In Power, Mr. Reubens). Thank you for attention and prompt response to secure your very own "Snack Buddy" (Chappell Enterprises, a wholly owned subsidiary of SRC Inc).