Pomelo's Store and Services: Pomel's Cigarette Box by pomelo

GOOD MORNING INFIDELS! It's an amazing morning this Monday morning! Here your host Pachaca started the day smoking the Pomel's Cigarette Box. A tobacco so exquisite that you won't stop smoking until your mom tells you: "JIMMY! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? YOU ARE 10 YEARS OLD! GIVE ME THAT SMOKE, IT'S MINE!" And slaps you the fuck out of you. Just like I tell you, it's so addicting that it will NOT be worrying. Just like every Pom's product, it has it's side effects... it will not be funny if not. I am afraid to tell you that the side effects are random as well. I cannot tell you what it will do to you... but I can tell you that regulating the amount of smokes that you light per day will prevent those effects to take place. 5 smokes per day. No more. Take care people. it's an amazing product, because it will not obliterate your lungs, but don't smoke more than you should. It's really dangerous. I have lost all my teeth and they were replaced by an octopus tentacles. It's weird. But funny. That's all for today, your host, Pachaca, will go to sleep. It was an amazing program. Pom's Radiobox 99.7 will still be the leader of the world. No comparison. Bye.