Pomelo's Store and Services: Pomelo's Secret Juice

Pom's Secret Juice is the beverage that you need. Or at least, the one you didn't know you needed until you drink it. And, even if you do decide to take this, you will never know what's gonna do to you until 1 (YES, ONE) week later. You gotta try it out, ladies, gentlemen, and others. The result in my personal experience was a package which content was 1.000 dollars inside a tortilla. I mean. It's amazing if you think about it. And, in the other hand, I knew somebody that grew a dick in his forehead... but it lasted like 3 (YES, THREE) weeks until it dried out and fell from his face. It left a tiny scar, but nothing critical. We have two ways of delivering this amazing product to you: via catapult, or you can come and pick it up your fucking self. Don't be a lazy ass motherfucker. I hope you have an amazing day.