Bad Taxidermy No.3

MAMMAL SINE NASO ET MUSCULIS AD AURES (mammal without a nose and muscles for ears)

In 1975, Farrell Johnston, while on a romantic getaway at the Jersey Shore found some muscle shells in the hood of his sweatshirt after a late-night skinny dip with his soon-to-be wife. He also found some weird jagged metal pieces and medical waste in the sand and concocted this little beast using other furry parts he already had on hand. It was a wedding gift to remember the occasion and needless to say, the marriage did not last long.