Horsetraders Ballroom: Mullet the Feeler

Hay is for Horses,

This Crippled Gelding is what I Like to Call a Feeler. He Ain't got No Feeling in the Hind Legs. None Whatsoever, but Boy this Boy's Gottem some Feeling in the Front. Lucky for Me He's a Workhorse. Just Loves a Good Task. This Gonna Work Real Well for the Job I Gottem Doin.

I'm Sending Him Out as a Feeler to Feel You Out! Your Interest in this Here Horse Trading Game. After all It's Neighvember. A Time for Wranglers and Horse Swappers Alike to Enjoy the Festivities Together and have a Good Time.

So What do Ya Say.. Ya Feel like Trading Some Horses?

Send Me one of Your Original Pretty or Ugly Horses and I'll Send You a Different Horse I got Sitting Around. That's How the Texadelic Horse Traders Ball Gonna Work. You See a New one Pop Up and You Want it.. Well, Gonna Need Another Original Horse from Ya.

P.S. You Can Send Me a Horse Somebody Else Made, Sure, But You'll Only Get Another one of these Mullet the Feelers Sent to You Again. You Got Something More Interesting in Mind? Let Me Know. Might be Able to Work Something Out.

Mullet Can't Speak but I'll Tell Ya what He'd Tell Ya if He Could. When the World Gets Ya Down Try Umph and a Little Rolodexterity b/c Gumption Beats the Glue Factory.

As Always the Usual is Usually Unusual.

• Texadelic (Founding Member of the Horse Art Horsetraders Association)