Destination: 404: “Final Sale”

Day 27 4:04 AM

“Dear Diary,

I was right.

This Walmart did have everything.

Everything except anybody.

‘Final Sale!’ and ‘Blue Light Special’ were posted in every aisle and on every product. And yet, there was not a single customer in sight.

It made me wonder: if everything is on sale, doesn’t that mean nothing is on sale?

I was beginning to get frustrated.

‘HelloOoo?!?’ I called out, answered only by the hum of the fluorescent lights high above me.

‘I’m going to steal again if you keep putting me in places all by myself!’ I yelled, threatening The Judge, who I thought for sure would be watching.

For hours, I walked the Walmart’s endless aisles with endless products with endless brands.

I found myself heading towards the frozen food section.

I hollered again

‘I mean, why SHOULDN’T I steal? If you don’t give me an opportunity to LEGALLY purchase food, I’m just going to grab something and start eat-‘

‘MERRRRRROWWWW’

And suddenly, I was interrupted by a cat’s meow coming from deep within the frozen food section.” -Harold