“Mommy! Look! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s… the wrong musical. Sorry, my bad.”
[Batman (dramatically):] I am vengeance, I am the night, I am the shadow in your sight! Through every crime, through every fight, I bring the terror, I bring the light!
“Why so serious?”
BOOM BANG BOOM POW!
[Chorus (Gothamites, criminals, and the Bat-family joining in):] He’s the Bat! He’s the night! He’s the terror in the fight! Through the shadows, through the fear, He’s the one they’ll always hear!
[Batman :] I am the fear, I am the sound, I bring the law where crime is found! Through broken streets, I carve my way, And in the night, I make them pay!
“Action figures! Get your glow in the dark action figures here!”
BOOM BANG BOOM POW!
[Chorus (louder now):] He’s the Bat! He’s the night! He’s the terror in the fight! Through the shadows, through the fear, He’s the one they’ll always hear!
[Batman (big finale):] I am vengeance, I am the night, And Gotham’s mine until first light!
“How do I pee in this thing?”
BOOM BANG BOOM POW!
[Chorus (everyone, now at full power):] He’s the Bat! He’s the night! Through Gotham’s dark, he is the light! He’s the Bat! He’s the night! Gotham’s terror, Gotham’s might!
BOOM BANG BOOM POW! BANG BANG BANG yeah!