[The Joker (leading the madness, skipping around):] Oh, Bats, dear Bats, you think you’ve won? Lock us away, but we’ll still have fun! Arkham’s our home, where madness grows, You’ll always be back, don’t you suppose?
[Scarecrow (creepily singing):] Fear’s a weapon, fear’s a game, No one can stop the terror’s flame. You think you’re brave, but deep inside, Even you, dear Bat, can’t hide!
[Chorus (villains banging on the cell bars):] We’re the night! We’re your fear! Madness reigns, we’ll never disappear! Arkham’s ours, Arkham’s home, And you’ll always be alone!
[The Joker (laughing maniacally):] You lock us up, but you can’t escape, This dance we do, it’s fate’s cruel tape! We’re the joke, the punchline’s set, And Bats, dear Bats, you’re not done yet!
[Harley (swinging a giant mallet):] Puddin’ and I, we’re just too cute, But don’t you love my baseball suit? We’ll break out soon, just you wait, Madness always seals your fate!
[Chorus (clapping in time with the Joker’s laughter):] We’re the night! We’re your fear! Madness reigns, we’ll never disappear! Arkham’s ours, Arkham’s home, And you’ll always be alone!
[Batman (gritting his teeth, dramatically):] I’ll stop you all, no more escapes, This time, you’ll meet your darkened fates. No prison break, no madness here, For I am vengeance, and I bring fear!
[Boom] [The Joker (mocking):] Oh, Bats, you’ll never win! Arkham’s madness always begins!