A simple machine to create a completely stressful situation involving all the pressure and guilt that urban/cybernetic life can provide! The recipe is simple: create a vertical power system where people at the bottom do everything you tell them, hoping to one day join the elite at the top of the pyramid, but never actually place them there, because the people to occupy these places are already pre-defined. Then, make the people at the bottom feel guilty, believing that it's their fault they're not at the top—the famous meritocracy. This way, they'll work harder, admire the work of the elite, and accept all the crazy rules and hygienic proposals that aim to erase and discredit the work of grassroots artists to hypervalue the work of elite artists, and even make these grassroots artists work as your fiefdom while you erase their work as artists. Create lists of artists to invest in and artists to cancel using completely hypocritical and biased values. Only this super-modern machine can save the Tezos network.