Ground Zero: Star Punch! // Ground Zero - Mandron Hyperslumper

Ted caressed a battered holocube showing a young man holding a Snarkball trophy, looking happy and handsome. A tear dribbled from his eye. “Ted, you old fart. Ready on set!” He wiped his tear, put the cube away, adjusted his costume. “Ted is dead. I’m Mandron Hyperslumper, Space Chad!”

Personality / Features

Former Starting Quarterback for the Intergalactic SnarkBall League Champions, Ted McTedderson experienced a brief burst of fame but that soon faded when he retired from sports. He found a second lease of life as a z-list celebrity, acting in such failures as “Molotov Sunset”, “Honey I Blew Up the Ethernet Adaptor”, and most recently as Mandron Hyperslumper in the long-running sci fi TV series, “Revenge of Space C.H.A.D.S.”.

The Explosioning happened while he was filming the final episode, but that’s fine because in his warped mind, he actually became Mandron Hyperslumper, the captain of the starship Alpha Member, leader of the Space CHADS, an intergalactic anti-terrorist force tasked with keeping order across the galaxy. Mandron is a ladies man in every sense of the word (Except in the sense that he doesn’t actually have a girlfriend.) and has fully embraced his role as a Space CHAD, just as long as he doesn’t have to do any actual fighting. Also his guns don't work; they are purely decorative.

Move List

Attack 1: Donkey Kick Weak spinning back kick - Mandron attempts to do a spectacular karate move but in the end just turns around and kicks like a donkey.

Attack 2: Double Punch Having no experience of combat whatsoever, Mandron believes two punches are better than one, so punches with both hands at the same time. LAME!

Special Attack: Ol’ Faithful Summoning up his past life as a Snarkball Quarterback, Mandron shoulder barges his opponent, fuelled by bad intentions and a painful nostalgia for the good ol’ days.

Weakness: Harsh words, rejection, fear of failure.

Tribe: Space C.H.A.D.S. (Courageous Heroic and Damn Sexy)

Species / Class: Hooman - Durth

• Created by Matthew Benyon & Alexander Hare (Pixelpuncha). Minted 01/06/2022.