Open Editions: The Bacon Tree of Life

Long ago, when the world was still young and hungry, the ancients whispered of a hidden grove where the gods had planted their greatest gift. Deep in an eternal twilight forest, the Bacon Tree of Life took root beside a crystal stream. Its leaves shimmered like sizzling bacon kissed by morning sun, its veins running with golden fat and savory wisdom.

Whoever tasted even one strip would never know hunger again — and would see the true flavor of existence. Many heroes sought it. Only the humble found it, drawn by the irresistible scent of breakfast and eternity.

And so the tree still grows, waiting, glowing, forever crispy.

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