Renaissance Robots Reviews: 029- Lil Hydro

Hydro is simply a remarkable creation. Don’t let his size fool you. This lad does more than you can imagine. Anything involving fragrant liquids and fresheners, you've got it; from cleaning the house in a blink of an eye, to preparing first class baths and washing delicate clothing items. I found a used one one previously owned by a a banned duchess at the Olde Skinner’s Shoppe, being promised to recapture my wife’s passion. Oh, the irony... Although I love that he makes my house smell like a walk in a flowery meadow, this olfactory creator has made my body odor unbearable to my wife, to the point we are currently at the verge of ending it all. I guess she liked my natural manly aromas and musk Hydro has extinguished. Still give it a two thumbs up.

• Richard Fleming, Matchstick Maker